Canary Islands Paddle Boarding For Ultimate Health Benefits?
When most people think of “watersports,” they usually picture something a little more serious, like Paddle Boarding, surfing, scuba diving, or sailing. However, watersports are also becoming more accessible. For example, a few years ago, I went out to the Punta Cana Beach in Mexico for a “pseudo-surfing” excursion. The conditions were very soft and the waves were choppy, but I managed to learn to jet ski. The experience was a great lesson on how to prepare for any type of water sport in my opinion.
Now, let me give you a quick lesson in what I consider “watersports,” minus the peeing. First of all, there is a pretty popular water sport that involves two guys, walking on each other’s butt. To put it simply: if you have a friend who is very dedicated, he will pee on your butt, no questions asked. It falls under a very broad umbrella of watersports that includes public urination, but more importantly, it involves actively participating in the act of public urination, which can be a very embarrassing issue. If you have ever walked on someone else’s butt, then you can understand the kind of stigma that comes along with this activity.
Another very popular water sports is the “Golden Shower.” In this game, there are two people who are on a platform with their feet dangling out towards the other person. One person goes into the bathroom, removes his or her clothes, goes to the sink, and starts pooping. The other person watches, waits for a bit of time, and then decides to take a ” Golden Shower “- take her clothes off, put them back on, then take her shoes.
Other common “watersports” include kink surfing and nude aerobics. If you’ve ever watched the “Dog Show,” you know exactly what a kink is. A kink is basically an involuntary movement. Many states have banned nude aerobics and nude surfing due to the possibility of someone being injured by someone not aware that they are wearing no clothes.
Sexual Watersports are the ones that most people think of, because they are the most obvious. From the definition, it implies that the act of urinating involves a sexual act. Nudity is a defining factor for many watersports, including masturbation, fellatio, sex toys, and sex with a stranger or partner. The word “nudity” comes from the French word “nudier,” meaning to show buttocks, and “seau” means water.
Another common sexual activity associated with watersports is urolagnia. This activity is defined as urination while in the act of urination. However, in the context of watersports, it is typically considered a sexual activity, because the act is related to swimming, which often involves the participant in a controlled state of hyperhydration, in order to increase body temperature to help the act of urination occur more easily.
Of course, every water sport has its own variations. When someone says that “peeing during the act of peeing,” they are referring to a very specific type of athletic event – and the events listed above do not qualify. The most common forms of urination are going to the bathroom during sports-related activities (i.e. basketball, football, softball, soccer, tennis, beach volleyball, etc), and going to the bathroom during class or in a group class (a.k.a. “pee-ing champs”).
Paddle boarding has some very unique benefits to offer watersports enthusiasts, particularly those who love to experience all of the different types of water sports that there are! Paddle boarding is extremely fun, relaxing, and offers many health benefits along the way, particularly if you enjoy going on “sailing trips” around canary islands. You can also do regular laps swimming in the bay at canary islands if you want to get the same type of physical workout, but just don’t have time to go paddle boarding!